If you see any of the following young men walking around campus, please be kind enough to push them out of the way of any safes falling from the sky. Either that or cross the street so you don't get struck by lightning. Twice. At the same time.
Angry Michigan Defenseman Hating God is powerful enough to smite even the immortal. JMFJ is out until after the All-Star break with a torn labrum.
You know someone is getting mono...It has to happen.