A Notice to All University of Michigan Students

If you see any of the following young men walking around campus, please be kind enough to push them out of the way of any safes falling from the sky. Either that or cross the street so you don't get struck by lightning. Twice. At the same time.





















































Angry Michigan Defenseman Hating God is powerful enough to smite even the immortal. JMFJ is out until after the All-Star break with a torn labrum.

You know someone is getting mono...It has to happen.

Angry Michigan Defenseman Hating God

It's official. Angry Michigan Safety Hating God has bred. And his spawn, Angry Michigan Defenseman Hating God, is pissed the f--- off.

To recap:
-The week before the season, Brandon Burlon twists his ankle. He missed last weekend's games and will likely miss another 1-2 weeks.

-Tristin Llewellyn was suffering from concussion-like symptoms and missed the opener.

-In the opener, Mark Mitera injured his knee and will miss somewhere between most and all of the season.

-Now there's one soul less on His fiery list. Steven Kampfer, who was only +6 this weekend, was hospitalized after an off-ice incident Saturday night. Red can't talk about it yet, since it happened off-ice, but apparently Kampfer will be out for quite some time. He probably stepped on an acorn while moving a fridge... (Edit: MHNet made roughly that same joke, four minutes sooner)

Good thing we brought in Greg Pateryn this year. The Anaheim Ducks must be thrilled with the way their defense prospects are faring this year in Ann Arbor.