The LA Kings fans over at letsgokings.com are having way too much fun Chuck Norris-izing Jack Johnson. They've dubbed him JMFJ, which obviously stands for Jack Mother F***ing Johnson.
The linked thread is absolutely hysterical. It gets better as the thread moves along. They've got some great photoshops in there. Here are my favorite lines (some/all of which are obvious modified Chuck Norris ones, but it doesn't make it any less funny to me):
JMFJ once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
JMFJ died ten years ago, but the Reaper's too afraid to tell him.
JMFJ's Rice Krispies are too scared to go Snap Crackle Pop, they just sit in the box going "Shhh, here he comes."
JMFJ makes no wishes when he sees a shooting star. He calculates when he smacked the ****ing puck out of orbit.
Hockey officials decided to rename it regular "Overtime" instead of "Sudden Death" because they already lost 244 hockey players when JMFJ took the wording literally.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because JMFJ told the chicken, "Get to the other side of the ****ing road!"
I went on Millionaire and put JMFJ on my phone-a-friend list, and they just gave me the money.
And my favorite of the Photoshops: